To illustrate how oddly my mind can operate, back when I was a youngster in my 20s or so I used to ponder that if I were ever sent to prison, I would be able to amuse myself by conducting Strat-O-Matic Baseball Games in my head from the cards that I had all but memorized over my teen years.
  
   Just musing about what you would do in prison is goofy enough – there was no attendant crime that I had in mind that might have explained how I got there – but the absurdity of my being able to remember so much data is now stunning 35 years later. I can’t remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
  
   Anyway, while I no longer daydream much about how I would spend my days in the slammer – that television show “Lockup” on MSNBC has drained all the utility from that notion – my daily sorties into cyberspace do make me think once again about that strange exercise.
  
   If someone had access to the Internet (presumably not an ideal situation for some felons), one could easily wander off into the endless digital universe and pursue almost anything in the world, from mischief and mayhem to culture and advanced education.
  
   And if studying the Warren Commission Report or 17-century literature wasn’t your bag, just relegating yourself to our hobby, for example, would lead to so many cool things the amusement would be bountiful and the education unavoidable.
  
   I scoot around to a dozen or more websites every morning searching for blog fodder or whatever they call it, and this a.m. that meant a stop at http://www.vintagecardtraders.org/, and if you’ve never been there I can’t recommend it enough.
   
   Along with creating a great venue for trading with like-minded collectors, it also links to a host of similar-type sites, all seemingly with a genuine affection for collecting first and foremost.
  
   As it turns out, I have to drag myself away from all of these enticing locations every morning just to ensure that I get back to the business of my antiquated print magazine, for which, I might add, I still have a great deal of affection.

   To tell the truth, I’m not really sure which installment of the “I was a lousy card dealer” series this is, so I just guessed it might be Part III. The possibilities might have otherwise been endless, but I haven’t set up at very many shows in the last 15-plus years that I’ve been here in Iola.
  
   In the course of looking up records for something else, I ran across my trusty “Red Book” that I used to record sales almost since I started the O’Connell & Son Ink outfit 27 years ago.
  
   What I noticed was a show in Albany, N.Y., in the summer of 1993, I think at the Polish Community Center out in the western suburbs of the state capital. One of the sales entries showed $800 for a 1955 Topps Sandy Koufax rookie, a 1954 Topps Whitey Ford and a 1956 Topps Roberto Clemente.
  
   Now, I realize this is a lot of self-induced embarrassment, but that ship has long since sailed. Upon reading the entry, it immediately occurred to me that this didn’t seem like enough money for those three cards. Even for 1993. All three were really nice cards, probably described as EX-MT when I bought them many years earlier, maybe even NR-MT.
  
   So I checked the records, and it turns out that I had a grand total of $705 into those three cards. For those of you who think that a $95 gross profit ought to be adequate, I can only suggest that you may have never had to go on the road selling baseballs cards in order to pay the rent. If even I can tell that I had shortchanged myself on a deal – albeit 16 years too late – than it must have been fairly lopsided.
  
   My only possible defense, which ought to be a good object lesson for anyone selling cards, was that it was a stressful time in my life. I was in the middle of major upheaval and thus was in need of the money, which any novice knows is not the best time to sell.
  
   For the record, the $95 gross profit represents about a 12 percent margin, and when you toss in the expenses for gas, hotels and food, the lopsided nature of the deal becomes a bit more apparent.
  
   It’s another indication of what a schlub I was out there on the road that I can’t seem to remember hardly any triumphs from the other direction, those instances where it was I who made out like a bandit, either buying or selling. I am sure I must have had a few, but it’s hard to spot them from scanning my little red book.

   In my travels around cyberspace, I see discussions in sports forums about the relative merits of sports cards – particularly vintage sports cards – vs. traditional stocks and other speculative venues as a safe haven for investments.
  
   I should state upfront that when it comes to the debate about investing vs. collecting, my credentials as they relate to the former are less than stellar. Collecting for the sake of collecting, this I know something about, but trying to turn that into a nickle’s worth of profit is probably not an area of great expertise for me.
  
   As I’ve noted before, I am not particularly proud or embarrassed about this; like so much in life, it is simply the way it is, and were I capable of remaking the universe, this aspect would be so far down the list as to be essentially unreachable.
  
   But I will concede that blasé attitude has cost me a lot of money over the years. My only defense is that I’ve been aware of the tensions between investing and collecting as far back as when I was a teenager, and made decisions at that delicate juncture that would solidify my lifelong credentials as a non-investor.
  
   About the time I stopped being much of an active collector as a kid, say 13 or so when the peer pressure developed to set aside such childish things, I also made a decision – quite consciously – that I would stash the cards away, thinking that I would give them to my own son someday.
  
   I also made it a point to set aside only one copy of any individual card as a means of ensuring that I was not doing it as an investment. To that noble, if ill-advised end, I gave away any doubles that I had to some younger kids in the neighborhood.
  
   From that inauspicious start, four decades later I remain hopelessly inept in the investment end of things. In the 1980s when I put together nearly a dozen 1950s and 1960s Topps sets – card by card – I concentrated on finding the best bargains I could in collectible condition, probably anything from a strong VG to EX-MT or occasionally even better than that. And I was woefully deficient in policing the idea of centering.
  
   As a final note, I should point out that the best bit of investing in baseball cards in my life was actually engineered by my then-wife around 1983 or so when she bought me the entire Perez-Steele Hall of Fame Postcard Set as a Christmas present.
  
   Oh, I may be exaggerating a bit, since I made money over the years in spite of myself, but you get the idea.

   A while back I blogged about how much fun it was to page through the dealer catalogs from folks like Larry Fritsch Cards, or Kit Young, then, about a week later, a lady here at Krause dropped off a half dozen or so catalogs from TCMA, the Baseball Advertiser as it was dubbed, saying they were going to throw them away and didn’t know if the sports department might be interested. We were/are.
  
   The 48-page Spring of 1984 catalog included a cool welcoming letter from company president Mike Aronstein, along with a little “National Notes” sidebar story telling readers about the upcoming National Convention in Parsippany, N.J.
  
   In contrast to the Fritsch and Kit Young catalogs that emphasize vintage cards, the TCMA catalog offered hundreds of more-recent sets, most notably all of the major mainstream stuff, plus the vast inventory of their own creations, the TCMA Great Teams, Greatest Players, reprints, the Fleer and Laughlin World Series cartoon cards (shown), Z-Silk Cachets and First-Day Covers, puzzles, buttons, reference books, cool posters and lots of records.
  
   This was neat stuff at a time when the hobby was welcoming tens of thousands of new collectors every year, and the offerings in these catalogs provided a nice entry point for collectors who might have otherwise been intimidated by the prices of vintage cards. Little did we know at the time but the prices of vintage cards probably represented a major bargain at that particular moment in history.
  
   I even noticed a giant crossword puzzle, about 4-by-5 feet, that had nearly 1,500 questions about baseball. I bought that thing despite the fact that I wasn’t particularly enamored of crossword puzzles, though I was interest in baseball triva. I had been married for about one year at the time, and my exceptionally good sport wife thumbtacked that thing up on our bedroom wall, and we proceeded to complete it over the course of a couple of years.

   The temptation might be to lay the blame at the doorstep of a staggering economy, but the explanation for the closing of the well-capitalized Sports Museum of America in New York City after only 10 months of operation is probably more complicated than that.

   With a reported $93-million financing, it would have seemed like a good candidate to buck conventional wisdom that has always held that building a tourist attraction in a museum setting can be a tricky business. It should be noted that the official announcement said that the museum’s founder and CEO, Phil Schwalb, was hoping to find a new buyer who would re-open the facility in Lower Manhattan.

   All the traditional suspects are being paraded around as culprits for the demise, but I can’t shake the more simplified explanation that: a) Museums are a tough proposition; and b) Multi-sport undertakings are even tougher.

    base this on little more than my years of experience in sports in general and our hobby in particular, but I truly believe that to have a chance at all a museum would probably have the best chance with a particular focus, if not exclusive but certainly a clear-cut emphasis on a particular sport.

   Hell, if Barry Halper couldn’t engineer to get his fabled collection (shown here) planted in a museum even with his legendary accumulation, what chance do others have? I understand the idea that appealing to the broadest possible base seems attractive, but I fear that people balk at going to museums out of a sense that a significant portion of the facility is aimed at interests outside their own. Still, having said that, I can't help but root for the success of another multi-sport museum on the West Coast, Gary Cypres' incredible Sports Museum of Los Angeles. It's slated to re-open this summer, and I've gotta tell you that it's a must-see for anybody even remotely connected to or interested in our hobby.

   Even when I’m at one of my favorite places on Earth, the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, I’ve got to admit that there are a number of sections at that bit of hallowed ground that don’t ring my chimes in the same fashion as others. Still, I think it helps enormously that the site itself is so utterly linked solely to the National Pastime.

   And I add this as not necessarily significant as far as I know, but still worth reporting, that the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown was perhaps the most prominent major museum that had not entered into any kind of consignment arrangement with the New York City venture, despite being only about four hours away up the Thruway.

   I’ll admit up front that the link between the Hall-of-Fame linebacker and the modern curse that is the ubiquitous cell phone is tenuous or maybe even preposterous. I wanted to carp about cell phone use and extoll the virtues of the 1959 Topps Football set in general and that Joe Schmidt card in particular, so I joined a couple of admittedly disparate themes.

   The 1959 Topps set came into the picture in a cover feature that we did in this week’s issue of Sports Collectors Digest (March 13). I’ve never collected football as an adult, though I probably had most of the set as a kid in 1959. Some time in the early 1960s, I traded all of my football for another kid’s 1960 Topps Baseball cards, and since the other kid was quite a bit more fastidious than I am (not too tough a call: Oscar Madison is more fastidious than I am), his 1960 Baseball cards were in far better condition than my own. Good enough that I still have a whole bunch of them a half century later.

   But doing the article was great fun as I looked back at a wonderful set of cards, and now I’m thinking of maybe putting the set together. We also had a lot of fun with the garish pink backgrounds that were used on so many of the 1959s, creating one of the silliest covers we’ve ever had in the 35-plus years of SCD. (shown)

    now my beef. I was having breakfast at a House of Pancakes yesterday and trying to enjoy my Sunday New York Times when a woman about 45 years old and seated a table away began talking on her cell phone.

   She was seated at a booth with her son, perhaps in his early 20s, and she talked at full volume for what was probably 20 minutes but seemed like 40. I’d like to tell you that my first thought was that if Joe Schmidt were here, he wouldn’t tolerate that kind of behavior, but I would be fibbing. Mostly I was just mad as hell.

   For anybody who would suggest that having to listen to her talk on the phone would be no different than listening to her talk to her son, I say, phooey. People raise their voices for the telephone, and even if they didn’t, there’s a different tone and modulation to it that makes it harder – if not impossible – to ignore.

   Ultimately, it’s our fault for tolerating this kind of second-hand audio smoke. Grrrrrr. I once sat in a limo for 25 minutes from an airport on my way to an auction on the East Coast and listened as some dullard preened and cavorted through all his earth-shattering business ventures. I should have smacked that dolt on the forehead with his very own instrument, and I should have politely asked the lady yesterday to return the call at another time in a non-public venue.

   That’s what Joe Schmidt would have done.

   I have been fascinated by the Ken Griffey Jr. situation virtually from the day he arrived in the major leagues, in part because it was such a joy to watch him play through his years in Seattle, and something less than that as he struggled in Cincinnati.

   I was in Cincinnati for the closing of Riverfront Stadium (you can’t make me use the corporate name if I don’t want to) in 2002, and at a press conference during the festivities I got to talk with some beat writers about The Kid. And I was amazed how down they were on him they were, virtually to a man.

   I mention this because with news that he’s headed back to Seattle for a homecoming of sorts, it puts the focus back on a player who was once widely considered the heir apparent to break the all-time home run record. I can remember writing columns in 2000 taking note of that very same idea. And then it all went poof.

   As I look at Griffey’s lifetime log, two things jump out at me. The first is that from 1996-99, he averaged 52 home runs per season. My guess is that the only people with four-year stretches that exceed that are named Bonds, Sosa and McGwire. No wonder we thought he was going to break Henry Aaron’s all-time record.

   And the second thing I noticed was that Griffey’s career had an Aaron-like demarcation from the first to the second half, and now also boasts the oddity of both players returning at the tail ends of their careers to the city where they enjoyed their greatest success.

   Aaron’s first 12 years were in Milwaukee, and I always found it interesting to note that he already had Hall of Fame numbers by the time the ball club headed south to Atlanta.
 
   Griffey, too, had the Hall virtually locked up by the time he arrived in Cincinnati, at which point their trajectories diverged dramatically. Aaron essentially tacked on a second HOF career over his final 11 years; Griffey, on the other hand, struggled mightily in the National League, albeit saddled with a string of injuries. He still has his Hall of Fame plaque, but the story line has changed has changed.

   It was such a great story for those opening chapters – and his clout in our hobby didn’t hurt, either – that you can’t help but be saddened that it didn’t have a better ending.

   At the very least, I hope his homecoming arrangements work out better than Henry’s did. At Griffey’s peak, there was nobody else in the game that was as fun to watch at the plate, with a big sweeping swing and a follow through of mythical proportions. My guess is that’s what the people in Seattle are remembering.

 
 
   Even though I am not directly involved in the new auction business Krause launched recently, it’s still pretty exciting news that we are going to actually be in doing auctions rather than simply covering them.

   I am confident that the crew of Collect.com will be able to make the new venture effectively complement our publications, both print and online. We’ve spent the better part of the last decade or so adapting to changes brought about by the dawn of the Internet Age, and so I’ve gotten better about accepting change, especially since the alternative would seem to be getting left behind.

   Actually, I’m kind of envious of those who are going to be in the middle of looking at cool material consigned from around the country. Steve Bloedow, a KP staffer for 15 years, will serve as the auction director, and what makes it even better is the addition of my old pal, Bob Lemke, who has been named consignment director for the new project.

   Lemke, the former publisher of Sports Collectors Digest and for many years was the editor of our Standard Catalog of Baseball Cards, was instrumental in bringing SCD into the Krause family of publications in 1981. It’s hard to imagine another individual more widely respected in the hobby and more uniquely qualified to bring such vast expertise to this new division.

   One thing I know: any auction house, whether brand-new or one of the longtime veterans, would be well served to remember all of the elements that brought together our hobby and auctions in the first place. That would involve providing equally impressive service to all segments of the hobby in an arena that represents the hobby in the best possible light.

   Come to think of it, that’s what we’ve been trying to do for nearly 30 years with the various magazines and books (and now online stuff, too).

  
   I am guilty of using the word “pioneer” in connection with various hobby individuals at a frequency no doubt far beyond any other hobby writer. And I make no apologies about it.

   Anointing pioneer status is weighty stuff, but I would insist that I use the term advisedly, and further that designating someone in that fashion is important as a means of drawing a distinction between a mere bystander or onlooker and someone who had an impact in shaping events.

   So with that introduction I bring you a piece that involves two guys who easily warrant that appellation. Ron Lewis (photo at right), one of the most prolific sports artists in the hobby’s heyday of the 1980s, and Bill Hongach of Capital Cards in New York, teamed up for a number of artistic ventures back then, most notably perhaps on the famed 500 Home Run Club artwork from the Atlantic City show in 1989.

   Hongach, one of the co-promoters of that historic undertaking in Atlantic City 20 years ago, was a former Yankee batboy and a major player in the earliest days of the hobby, promoting shows and creating dozens of themed art projects with Lewis, including limited-edition prints of 300-game winners, 3,000 strikeouts and several others, along with producing collector-issue sets, including Negro leaguers and individual player issues.

   The Hongach-Lewis double play combination has been pretty quiet for the better part of a decade, with the artist having moved to Idaho and Hongach focusing on his well-known hobby business, Capital Cards, in Brooklyn.

   “Now we are coming back with a nice collectible, Classic Baseballs,” Hongach said in a phone interview. Each of the individually painted baseballs will feature a portrait done by Lewis of the ballplayer in question, along with an inscription from the player, his signature and the signature and edition number added by Lewis.

   Leading off is Tommy Brown, the youngest major leaguer to hit a home run, who accomplished that feat on Aug. 20, 1945, and will so attest on the Classic Baseball, which also comes with a certificate of authenticity signed by Brown.

   All of the baseballs will be limited editions to 100, and the second entry planned is from Calvin Coolidge Julius Cesar Tuskahoma McLish, proud owner of the greatest full name in baseball history. And don’t ask me what it means that I was able to type that name from memory without even looking at the notes from his interview. And this from a guy who can’t remember his own cell phone number.

   The Classic Baseballs retail for $199.99, and collectors who purchase the inaugural Brown ball can reserve the right to purchase the same numbered edition on future issues.

   The idea for the baseballs came from Hongach, who has compiled volumes of information on major leaguers of every description dating to his years as a Yankees batboy in the 1970s. “We think with Ron’s following in the hobby, this will be sold pretty quickly, so we urged collectors to secure a number for future releases.”

   Serious collectors will also recognize Hongach’s work as the principal photographer on the 1975-76 Sports Stars Publishing Co. issue that made a splash in the hobby in 1975 and ultimately drew the ire of a certain Brooklyn-based manufacturer, Topps, which sued for $20 million and ultimately quashed the production.

   The Classic Baseballs can be ordered through Capital Cards, P.O. Box 102, Brooklyn, NY 11228; (718) 921-6400.

   Collectors wishing to contact Ron Lewis for commissions unrelated to the Classic Baseballs offering can e-mail him at: theshadetrade@cableone.net.

   Over the last 15 years or so the various card companies have created modern versions of cards nicely replicating just about every successful vintage card design ever employed over the last century.

   This has generally been a good thing, since a hobby that revolves around the idea of nostalgia surely has much to celebrate in the classic card designs of yesteryear. The enthusiasm for creating retro-style cards has even surged to the point of companies reviving some designs that probably didn’t deserve to live in the first place, much less to have themselves reincarnated 30, 40 or 50 years later.

   For that one, I won’t pick on anybody in particular, but you know who you are. Still, the winners have probably outnumbered the losers, and our hobby has thus seen modern entries that have celebrated most of the turn-of-the-century tobacco issues, the Goudeys, Play Balls, and early Topps and Bowmans, to name the most obvious ones.

   A case can be made that the well is running dry, an argument that probably has some legs when you consider some of the candidates offered up in the last decade or so. But one incredibly attractive vintage issue has avoided the craze, presumably for fairly obvious reasons: 1952-55 Red Man Tobacco.

   It says here that the four-year run of Red Man issues is easily the most vibrant and evocative card design that hasn’t yet been tapped for a modern set, but the link to the stigmatized tobacco has likely prevented such an undertaking.

   The Red Man Tobacco brand is still being sold these days, presumably making pilfering of their card design problematic, though the set was reprinted many years ago without official sanction or licensing as far as I know.

   Given all the recent issues worked around original art, it’s not hard to see that a set in that style could be a winner, if only there were a way to avoid the, uh, linkage with a product not exactly in public favor these days. Even if a company wanted to wing it and create a set “close” to the design from the original series, it would run the risk of being at least informally connected to killer tobacco and thus not viable.

   Too bad. Those were spectacular cards, an observation based almost entirely on the power of the unusual design and the colorful artwork.